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realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A SMALL CHILD

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(via no-wifi)

meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

(Source: meladoodle, via phobias)

gwess:

whatsacanada:

What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via asvprock)

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via distraction)

santanist:

flirting w/you via reblogging all your posts 

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lmaoalien:

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

that isnt normal

(Source: tomdefaggot, via collapsed)